Each Tactical Tea tea-bag is delicately hand-stitched by a cohort of carefully trained, and not to mention deadly, magical Wood Elves. They dedicate their lives to make sure your tea tastes as ally as possible. When they're not lovingly crafting each bag of tea, they're in the woods, practising their high speed-low drag weapon drills.

Each one of our highly trained Wood Elves is dressed head-to-toe in Crye, and personally trained in the art of packing tea, and slotting bad guys, by Mr Tumnus himself. Don't let his fantastic acting in Narnia fool you, he's a bad-ass, karate chopping, Tactical Tea drinking machine. He doesn't mess around. Your tea WILL be packed like it's 1945 and Hitler is hiding in the Reichstag like the little b*tch he was.

Every Tactical Tea label is hand-placed by a select team of 23 highly trained individuals. They must be qualified in 3 different forms of martial arts, hold a Bachelors degree in label placing, and be able to hold their breath for at least 8 minutes. Some might call them, the 'A-Team', but we like to call them by their code names, Clive, Geoffrey, Maurine, and Philip. Yes, it gets confusing. But it's an intricate system that we have tweaked to ensure each label is placed with the care and attention of a doting mother, who cares for each package and label as if it were their own.

A simple, refreshing, English Breakfast blend, formed from three top-notch teas; A Hunwal from Assam, a Soyet from East Africa, and a Kapchorua from Kenya, lovingly packed into square cloth bags, for minimum fuss. 80 individual tea bags. Not to mention, tactical AF.

 ORDER INFORMATION -

 Please note that we are NOT currently shipping outside of the UK (BFPO EXEMPT). This will change in the very near future!

 Please allow 3-5 working days for your Tactical Tea to arrive. But we'll dig out blind for it to arrive sooner.

 For large orders (over 15 bags) or wholesale enquiries please email the Tactical Tea Team at tacticalteasales@my.com.

 We LOVE collaborations, what's better than working together? Nothing, that's what. Drop us a line on the email below if you think we'd go together like fish and chips.

 For general enquires, please email, tacticaltea@my.com.

We've teamed up with our good friends over at Warriors RV, to bring you this super cool, super fly, NATO tea. 

 A fantastic English Breakfast Blend, with a cool AF label, but this time, 10% of profits from these bags will be donated to the amazing 'Team Breya' campaign!

 These are limited edition, so get them whilst they're hot.